Here is a clip from the german comedy show "Sixpack" with Emily Wood as first sergeant.
Please watch first:
Here is the translation (I hope all is right):
Shooter Jaud - stand up!
How a soldier defines "music"?
Well, today some young people love music ...
What have I taught you??
Er ... music is an invention of long-haired draft resisters ...
Music is the soldier's whimpering under the ice-cold shower ...
Not music is in the air, but bullets ...
A soldier makes music at most with Stalin's organ pipes ...
Music has no frontiers - the Bundeswehr does have ...
The soldier don't need music, his ears are only good for commands ...
... and ...
... and ... music is when the first sergeant gives us a chewing out!!
There you go.
Rühren (in meaning of "Stand at ease!") ... Sie sich nicht vom Fleck ... das ist hier doch keine Disco!!
Don't ... budge - this is not a disco here!!